It’s the “Fight of Your Life” Sale at Rugs, Rags, and Hand Soaps! Now until you escape, take an extra 50% off your life as you try to evade the bubble people, who are running rampant around the store thanks to the new BubbleBro2000s, which have been placed all around our easy-to-navigate aisles by a mad scientist we really can’t seem to find anymore… Run as fast as you can to find these limited-time soap-tacular machines and destroy them before the bubble people destroy you! These deals won’t last forever and you won’t either unless you manage to stop the bubble people and get out of the store like your life depends on it! (Which it does.)